1. |
His Name Is Markus
02:16
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He's tall and round
Knuckles drag on the ground
As he walks around the town
Big squinty eyes
He's a mile high in the sky
And I think his brain is fried
His name is Markus
He's a gigantic, weed-smoking giant!
He smokes all day
And he smokes all through the night
He's pretty groovy and out of sight
Now he's feeling down
And he's gotta frown
Cause he lost his weed inside the couch
His name is Markus
He's a gigantic, weed-smoking giant!
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2. |
Flying Tampoon
02:43
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Sitting there in the class
Your long, blonde curly hair
I want you to notice me
But you don't even know my name
Flying tampoon
Flying tampoon
Flying tampoon
Yes you know it's true
It was a Flying tampoon
Billy Snider was the class clown
One day he was messing around
Slingshot, blood rocket right through the air
Headed right for the back of your head
It was a flying tampoon!
Flying tampoon
Flying tampoon
Yes you know it's true
It was a Flying tampoon
And you know that I love you
I jumped in front of that flying tampoon
My love will always be true
I saved you from the…
Flying tampoon!!!!
Now I'm lying down on the floor
That bloody plug it made my chest sore
You turned around and started to laugh
And you ignored me right after class
Flying tampoon!
Flying tampoon!
Flying tampoon!
Yeah baby you know
You're a Flying tampoon
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3. |
Bat Shit
02:16
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It's a circle
Use it to your advantage
Monkey tests
Fertile breasts
Can't throw much
As much as you can
Smelly, smelly
It's on your hands
Get as much
As much as you can
It's so smelly
It's so sweet
Bat Shit!!
Bag it up
And take it home
Fertilizer
Your one and only
Carry it home
Your bat shit
Fertilize your weed
Turn it off
Bat Shit!!
Fuck yeah!!! Bat's on your brain!!
Connect to your aura
Deeper and deeper
Burn your money
Deeper and deeper
Interlock brain functions
Deeper and deeper
Remove yourself
Deeper and deeper
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4. |
Brady Bunch
06:45
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5. |
Drainage Ditch
01:36
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Gonna go and skate some 'crete
Down at the drainage ditch
Anarchy in the streets
Down at the drainage ditch
Lost my virginity
Down at the drainage ditch
Get drunk with homeless bums
Down at the drainage ditch
In the dead of night
Hope the cops are out of sight
We're lurking hard
Lurking hard and ready to fight
Broken bottles at my feet
Down at the drainage ditch
Spray paint the fucking walls
Down at the drainage ditch
Gonna do some shitty drugs
Down at the drainage ditch
Wasting my life away
Down at the drainage ditch
In the dead of night
Hope the cops are out of sight
We're lurking hard
Lurking hard and ready to fight
We're ready to fight!!
Down at the drainage ditch!
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6. |
Down At My Zoo
02:21
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Yeah you won't believe the things that we're gonna do
And you won't believe the shit that we're into
Swimmin' with the fishes and we swing from vines
Eating acid with the monkeys it's a wild time
Colors start to pop and the antelopes sing
Kangaroos are hoppin' my mind is insane
Down at my zoo!
Rockin' with some lizards as I slither and shake
I'm hangin' with the crocodiles down by the lake
Silver back is beating on a log
Layin' thunderistic rhythms as I scream along
I'm part of the food chain my brain is fried
Saddle up the lions for a final ride
Down at my zoo!
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7. |
Boy With A Chicken
03:30
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His name is Henry
He's five years old
Never doin'
What he's told
His momma says
You better stay in school
But there's never a future
When you're born to lose
And the sun will set
And the sun will rise
But it doesn't matter to the boy with a chicken
There's a beast inside
And it haunts his mind
You'll never know what you'll find inside the boy with a chicken
His name is Henry
He's five years old
Never doin'
What he's told
Running around
With his head cut off
Destiny beckons him
He's gonna tear you apart
And the sun will set
And the sun will rise
But it doesn't matter to the boy with a chicken
All his evil ways
Will catch up one day
He'll look back and say
I was a boy with a chicken
Running out of time!
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8. |
Make Some Bacon
03:07
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Ohhhhh baby
Yeah you know that you are my swine
Molest you
In the barnyard in my mind
Think of all the nasty things
That we're gonna do
So much extra meat
I'll make a BLT for you
Now let's fuck
Now let's fuck
I'm tired of this hesitation
Let's fuck all night and make some bacon!
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9. |
Little Fly From L.A.
03:31
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Always invading my zone
It's not in your DNA
To leave me alone
You're a special breed
And an ongoing nuisance
All the way from L.A.
If you'd leave people alone
You might have someone to call friend
But you don't anymore
Friends one day
There's not much else to say
You just buzz, buzz away
And you never go away
Little Fly From L.A.
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10. |
My Cruisin' Landlord
02:25
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Cameras in my drains
Holes in my house
Creepy footsteps late at night
Smile and a wink in the broad daylight
Oh no
This can't be it
You're late on your rent again
I'll rub your shoulders
And I'll bake you bread
You're late on your rent again
I need a roof over my head
Wink and a wave say hi again
Questionable cum stains near my bed
He's trolling outside I hear him again
Oh no
This can't be it
You're late on your rent again
I'll rub your shoulders
And I'll bake you bread
You're late on your rent again
My cruisin' landlords at it again
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11. |
BEEVIL
03:12
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You're BEEVIL just like me!
BEEVIL won't you lie with me?!
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12. |
Five O'clock On Tuesday
06:58
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BEEVIL Julian, California
BEEVIL is a two-piece band from Julian, CA. Unifying elements of punk, metal and pop, this dynamic duo sonically invades your unsuspecting ear holes with a tantalizing rock and roll experience.
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